Pet Project: Amusement Bark

Two words – dog and bored. Put them in Google Search, hit enter and there you will get 5,300,000 + search results. Quite amazing! To say pet owners are indulgent would be an understatement. And it is this indulgence that many businesses are targeting.

The pet products business is big money says Eric Combelles, analyst with Euromonitor. The worldwide market for pet supplies has been growing at 3% since 1998 and is estimated at $65 billion as of 2009. Increasing pet ownership, humanization of pets and the migration to quality food will continue to drive the market. Currently, five manufacturers contribute to about half the market’s revenues. One company that is trying to break this cartel is German start-up Das & Hund. The company is taking pet luxury to a whole new level – by opening an amusement park for dogs. Or like they call it – Amusement Bark.

The founders of Amusement Bark have created a mix of rides and themes to keep dogs (and possibly their owners) entertained. The roller coaster, for example, is modeled after a car – as dogs like to put their heads out of windows. Das & Hund are also including sections in the park featuring movie themes. The duo are already in talks with various movie studios for the rights. These movie themes will be canine-ized for the park. One such movie, The Bone Collector has already been featured in the park’s plans. The theme will feature the dog (to play the part of Angelina Jolie) and the owner (to play the part of Denzel Washington) navigating through a series of challenges that lead to a bone. Other movies include:

  • Dog Day Afternoon – a day spa
  • Dogma – an exclusive shopping center for expecting moms
  • The Devil Wears Prada – an exclusive re-tail shop for dogs

Amusement Bark has already received over 100,000 dog owners from the US alone sign up for the opening week. However, not everyone is as excited about the concept. Dogs Puke, an organization led by dog psychologist Charlie Kenneth, has been vocal in its opposition against Amusement Bark.

Kenneth has been spearheading a bill that will not allow dogs to partake in such an amusement park. She was recently heard saying “When I sit in a roller coaster I puke. Dogs being stupider than me, are surely going to puke”. To which Das responded “What has IQ got to do with puking?”

The following months will decide who will prevail – Das & Hund or the Dogs Puke organization. Until then Amusement Bark continues its search for more movie themes.

Do you know of any such movie themes that could be featured in Amusement Bark? Do comment.

Releasing Soon: Atom – A Love Story

This week on Releasing Soon, we have a chat with one of the cast members of “At0m – A Love Story”. The movie, that juxtaposes science with mainstream entertainment, is a novel concept – one that the Indian film industry has been lacking for long. Today we have with Naga T Vetty, who is part of the cast and has agreed to shed some light on what the movie is all about.


Me: Hi Naga, and thank you for joining us today!

Naga: Hello, thank you for having me over.

Me: So, tell us a bit about the movie.

Naga: This movie was the brain child of scientist Dr Vijay Gyanchand or as we fondly call him Dr. Vigyan.

Me: Sounds like a villain out of Spiderman.

Naga: (smiling) Yes. Even more so considering he has crazy white hair.Dr Vigyan has made his life mission to help educate people across India and promote interest in science. Considering the impact mainstream cinema has on the Indian population, Dr Vigyan and his trust decided to make a film.

Me: Why the atom?

Naga: Everything in this world is made of atoms, and plans are underway to make sequels. But I am not at liberty to discuss that.

Me: Ah! So tell us more about the movie. Why is it a love story?

Naga: The atom is functions on account of one basic rule – opposites attract. The way the atom functions has been the focus of the movie and the script writer thought the best way to bring it out is through a love story.

Me: So the electron and proton are attracted to each other, but the neutron does not want them to be together?

Naga: (a bit comfortably) Maybe. I don’t want to give away the story.

Me: Fair enough. Why don’t you tell us about the cast?

Naga: Yes. We have a good cast for this movie. There are three characters in this movie. The Neutron is a deep and dense character – gray because of how neutral the character is. The audience will not know till the end whether the Neutron is a good guy or a bad guy. The Proton is an upbeat and positive girl who is not sure whether to follow her heart. She cannot leave the nucleus, no matter how attracted she is to the elusive Electron. I play the Electron – and yes, the character has been created with a negative mould.

Me: Naga T Vetty and negativity? Co-incidence?

Naga: I hope so!

Me: Well, that’s about the time we have for today. Thank you for coming over Naga. And, good luck with your movie!

Naga: Thank you!


Sounds like every other actor doesn’t it?

Got any other such movie ideas? Leave a comment why don’t you!