[We]Waking Thoughts http://wewake.net/blog I kept quiet and started running. I basically RanDumb Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:54:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Preper Words http://wewake.net/blog/2012/04/18/preper-words/ http://wewake.net/blog/2012/04/18/preper-words/#comments Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:54:02 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=682 Continue reading →]]> Its been awhile since I last posted. The hiatus has left me lazy and lacking any momentum to continue maintaining what was already a sporadic update frequency. But, there came along an event so beautiful, that I simply had to get off my lazy ass and post…

As you all might know, Infosys recently announced a freeze in salary increments for its employees. While this is distressing news for its 1,00,000+ employees, the comments section in the article became a gold mine for humour and hilarious wit. Its so good, that I sent out a mass mail! I haven’t done that since, well, I started my blog. You should definitely check out the comments - worth every minute you spend on it!

Being an overly stressful and hectic day at the office, I am grateful to have come across these comments. My favourite set of comments:

This still leaves me in splits. Absolute gold. My new mantra for relieving tension? Read through The Times of India article comments. Its definitely worth it…

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2012/04/18/preper-words/feed/ 2 Houston, we have a problem! http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/05/houston-we-have-a-problem/ http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/05/houston-we-have-a-problem/#comments Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:32:01 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=601 Continue reading →]]> There was a major outage for half-hour, when a rather enterprising developer innocently prompted me to delete my own blog! All the images were on the file system, and were promptly and efficiently deleted. I will be uploading all the images again, but will take sometime. Bear with me, the posts with the comics in them will be especially lacking in wit and charm…

The damage has been reversed, thanks to said enterprising developer. Every cloud has a silver lining, and every blog needs to be re-invented. Now is as good a time as any…

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/05/houston-we-have-a-problem/feed/ 0 A Car’s Question http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/01/a-cars-question/ http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/01/a-cars-question/#comments Thu, 01 Mar 2012 15:09:09 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=591 Continue reading →]]> My car is old. In fact, its been around for close to a decade…

And with age, my car seems to be getting progressively more vain. I always wondered if this question was running on her mind…

Yes, she is Fiat. A lovely silver Siena…

Know of any other car jokes? Do you wonder what your car thinks about all day? Why not comment and let us know?

In the meanwhile, you can check out another car post – Skoda Laura: Not Safe for Work. Or in case you missed it, last week’s post – The Blades Of Perpetual Awakeness.

If this made you laugh, please share. If it didn’t share it anyway, so that it serves as a reminder of how bad my jokes are…

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2012/03/01/a-cars-question/feed/ 0 The Blades of Perpetual Awakeness http://wewake.net/blog/2012/02/22/blades-of-perpetual-awakeness/ http://wewake.net/blog/2012/02/22/blades-of-perpetual-awakeness/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 12:25:23 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=578 Continue reading →]]> As a kid, I always had trouble waking up in the morning. My parents had a way to ensure I did…

Nothing gets you up and awake like the sweet sound of mosquitoes buzzing in your ear, or a bone chilling draft that even a thousand blankets couldn’t stop. The process is so simple yet so lethal. A machine so simple, its a breeze!

Want to wake your kids? Want to trouble your siblings? Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you – The Blades of Perpetual Awakeness!

How it Works

Try it out TODAY!

Did it work? Did you wake up your blissfully sleeping sibling/child? Did you like this comic? Why not turn up the love and share?

Also, if you have nothing better to do check out my previous comics – Dogs and Cars , Prescription Writing 101

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2012/02/22/blades-of-perpetual-awakeness/feed/ 3 Dogs and Cars http://wewake.net/blog/2012/01/22/dogs-and-cars/ http://wewake.net/blog/2012/01/22/dogs-and-cars/#comments Sun, 22 Jan 2012 13:30:25 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=564 Continue reading →]]> Ever wondered why dogs pee on cars?

Maybe this could be an answer…



If you enjoyed this comic, please do like, +1, and/or tweet it! Also, share it!

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If you enjoyed this comic, please do like, +1, and/or tweet it! Also, share it!

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2011/12/10/prescription-writing-101/feed/ 6 Telekinesis Man http://wewake.net/blog/2011/10/01/telekinesis-man/ http://wewake.net/blog/2011/10/01/telekinesis-man/#comments Sat, 01 Oct 2011 04:00:16 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=544 Continue reading →]]> Often, the best intentions are perceived as the worst – and such situations do irreparable damage to a person.

And I feel superheroes are victims of such situations too…

If you enjoyed this comic, please do like, +1, and/or tweet it! Also, share it!

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2011/10/01/telekinesis-man/feed/ 6 Remotes and Mice http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/16/remotes-and-mice/ http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/16/remotes-and-mice/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 03:24:33 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=535 Continue reading →]]> Common interface/input devices such as the remote take the brunt of our frustrations if things don’t work. The pressure on a button is directly proportional to the importance of an event (such as a big name match in the EPL) and multiplied by the lack of battery power.

Add the computer mouse to this list.

 

My list has gone beyond remotes and mice to include PS2 controllers – especially when I play FIFA 10. Bastard Ronaldo running all over the place, making light of my defending abilities, tackle after tackle does nothing and he goes on to score! Many controllers have perished due to Ronaldo, and one of these days I am planning to sue FIFA 10, and Ronaldo for being too good.

As always, if you liked this comic feel free to share it. I mean just take it and post it anywhere and everywhere you want to. If you really really liked it, you can always take a printout and post it on walls, telephone poles or make a t-shirt out of it.

Also, if you missed the last week’s post, you can go and visit it by clicking on this - Party Invitation

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/16/remotes-and-mice/feed/ 2 Party Invitation http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/11/party-invitation/ http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/11/party-invitation/#comments Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:47:42 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=509 Continue reading →]]> Google has had a stronger impact on our social lives than we think, and it has just gone social!

This might happen more often than we think…

Enjoy the comic!

As always, if you liked this comic feel free to share it. I mean just take it and post it anywhere and everywhere you want to. If you really really liked it, you can always take a printout and post it on walls, telephone poles or make a t-shirt out of it.

Also, if you missed the last week’s post, you can go and visit it by clicking on this – Closet Non-Vegetarian

]]> http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/11/party-invitation/feed/ 4 Closet Non-Vegetarian http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/01/closet-non-vegetarian/ http://wewake.net/blog/2011/09/01/closet-non-vegetarian/#comments Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:46:02 +0000 Wewake http://wewake.net/blog/?p=463 Continue reading →]]> Food is an integral part of our lives. Its not only sustenance, but also reflects our lifestyle and beliefs.

This is not relevant to the comic below. Enjoy!

So, are you interested in knowing more about what happens to the couple? Or would you like to see the narrator kicked in the nuts? Leave a comment why don’t you? (At the very least share the comic. It won’t cost you nothing!)
And you could also check out my last post – Urine Trouble!
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